Chuck Norris é Deus!

E aqui está a prova:

1. "There is no 'CTRL' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
2. "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open"
3. "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. "
4. "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
5. "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably"
6. "Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous"
7. "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
8. "Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis."
9. "If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
10. "Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, Bang!"
11. "Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises."
12. "Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."
13. "Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."
14. "In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself."
15. "Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."
16. "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
17. "A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words."
18. "Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
19. "The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."
20. "Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."
21. "With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit."